"Master of the lie and half-truth?" Not this guy!

Some clueless moron put the following pack of lies on a T-shirt! This idiot makes my teeth hurt! My reply is in all caps.

"Set official limits on lobbyists access to The White House. EXCEPT FOR SOLYNDRA AND GEORGE SOROS AND LYING TO THE POPE AND ON AND ON AND ON… Regained America's respect in the world. BY GOING ABROAD AND TELLING PEOPLE WE’RE “LAZY” AND “A MUSLIM NATION!” Passed Lilly Ledbetter Act for equal pay for equal work, setting new protections & rights for women. YES, A TRUCK DRIVER ON THE ROAD 90 HOURS A WEEK ISN’T WORTH MORE THAN A DISPATCHER WORKING 40 IN AN OFFICE! Got new healthcare centers for vets. AND THEN ADDED LANGUAGE TO BENEFITS FLIERS ABOUT GOING AHEAD AND DYING! Ended Bush-Cheney policy of awarding no-bid defense contracts. AND THEN GAVE OUT NO-BID CONTRACTS! Improved U.S. police (POLICE OR POLICY?) on climate change. PROPOSED POLIY THAT WOULD ADD $100.00 PER MONTHH TO MY POWER BILL PREDICATED O0N THE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX! Pres. Bush gave up on getting Osama but Obama didn't. CLINTON HAD OSAMA TWICE! He gave the orders to kill OBL. Obama got Osama. AND THEN GAVE HIMSELF ALL THE CREDIT! THERE IS NO “I” IN TEAM! Created millions of new jobs. YET TO BE SEEN! BUT THERE WERE A LOT OF CENSUS TAKERS HIRED AND FIRED MULTIPLE TIMES TO PAD THE NUMBERS! AND HE DID LAUGH ON CAMERA ABOUT THERE NOT BEING AS MANY SHOVEL READY JOBS AS HE “HOPED!” Secured more mental health professionals for veterans. AND PROPOSED CUTS IN OVERALL MEDICAL BENEFITS FOR VETERANS! Funded hi-speed internet for K-12 schools. WHILE APPOINTING SOMEONE WHO APPROVED OF CHILD MOLESTING AS A SAFE SCHOOL CZAR! Improved conditions at Walter Reed Military Hospital. AGAIN WITH THE HELPING VETERANS WHILE WANTING TO CUT BENEFITS!

Cut taxes for 95% of American working families. WHILE PROPOSING NEW ENERGY TAXES THAT WOULD SERIOUSLY HURT THE AVERAGE CONSUMER! Reengaged in treaties to protect the antarctic. TREATIES THAT ONLY COST THE AVERAGE CONSUMER! MORE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX COSTS! Expanded national youth service program. WITH WHAT MONEY? WHERE’D THE MONEY COME FROM? Repealed Don't Ask, Don't Tell. WEAKENING THE MILITARY SERVICES AND OPPOSING THE MAJORITY OF THE ADVISE FROM THE MILITARY SERVICE CHIEFS! Strengthened the Endangered Species Act. YEAH, SAVE THE WHALES BUT KILL THE BABY HUMANS! Unveiled a program to generate clean energy from the ocean. PROMOTING INCREDIBLY EXPENSIVE CLEAN ENERGY WHILE WE HAVE A 500 YEAR COAL RESERVE! Saved Detroit auto industry. SAVED UNION JOBS AND USED OUR GRAND CHILDREN’S MONEY TO BUY UP TWO CAR COMPANIES WHO WERE BOTH BUILDING JUNK AND ARE NOW BOTH NOW LYING ABOUT HAVING PAID THE TAXPAYER BACK! Extended unemployment benefits. PAYING PEOPLE NOT TO WORK WITH NEAR WORTHLESS PRINTED MONEY OUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL HAVE TO PAY BACK! Secured better body armor for our troops. DONE BEFORE HE TOOK OFFICE! CHECK YOUR DATES! Appointed two women, including the first Latina, to the U.S. Supreme Court. LATINA JUDGE WHO BELIEVES IN LEGISLATING FROM THE BENCH ACCORDING TO HER OWN WORDS! Increased spending on roads, bridges, and power plants. OOPS! IN HIS OWN WORDS HE WANTS TO KILL COAL! ACCORDING TO USDOT, AMERICA NEEDS $1.2 TRILLION IN BRIDGE REPAIR AND NEW BRIDGES ALONE AND YET…STIMULUS MONEY BORROWED FROM OUR GRAND CHILDREN HAS GONE UNSPENT AND WE STILL NEED ROADS AND BRIDGES! BUUUUUUT WE HAVE SOME NEW TURTLE BRIDGES TO SAVE THE TURTLES!

Created more jobs in 2010 than Bush did in eight years. YEAH, HIRED AND FIRED CENSUS WORKERS TO PAD THE NUMBERS AND MOST OF THE REST WERE GOVERNMENT WORKERS! Ended Bush's practice forbidding Medicare to negotiate with Pharma for better rates. NOT! MEDICARE IS STILL BEING RIPPED OFF! Backed a stimulus package that saved US from financial collapse. AND BORROWED TRILLIONS FROM THE NEXT TWO GENERATIONS! Ended media blackout on war dead & return of fallen solders to Dover AFB.THAT BLACKOUT WAS THERE TO PROTECT THE FALLEN SOLDIERS AND THEIR FAMILIES FROM THE MEDIA BUT TRIED TO BLOCK FOX NEWS FROM WHITE HOUSE BRIEFINGS! Won the Nobel Peace Prize. AND STILL NO ONE KNOWS WHY! Ended the recession of the Bush years. WITH A MUCH DEEPER RECESSION OF HIS VERY OWN ACCORDING TO THE WHITE HOUSE OMB! Enabled the FDA to regulate tobacco for first time. WHILE SUPPORTING ABORTION WHICH HAS TARGETED HIS OWN RACE!

Established a Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. WHILE PLACING THE NEXT TWO GENERATIONS IN GREAT FINANCIAL DEBT! Tax credits to first time home buyers. WHILE STILL PUSHING HOME LOANS TO LOW INCOME PEOPLE WHO CAN’T AFFORD THEM AND PASSING A TAX ON FIRST TIME HOME BUYERS WHIIIIICH KINDA CANCELS THE FIRST TAX CREDIT! LOL!!!!! Improved veteran benefits and for military personnel. A BLASTED, STINKING LIE! Cut prescription drug costs for medicare recipients by 50%. WHILE ROBBING THE ALREADY IN TROUBLE MEDICARE SYSTEM OF $500 BILLION TO HELP PAY FOR OBAMACARE! Created 'cash for clunkers'. SAVING UNION JOBS WHILE RUNNING A LARGE NUMBER OF CAR DEALERSHIPS OUT OF BUSINESS AND DRIVING UP THE COST OF USED CARS FOR THE LOWER INCOME BUYER AND DESTROYING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PERFECTLY GOOD USED CARS! Protected 300,000 jobs for teachers, principles, and librarians. BOUGHT MORE UNION VOTES! Increased funding for Violence Against Women Act. WHILE SUPPORTING SHARI’AH LAW WHICH ALLOWS VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN AND SUPPORTING ABORTION WHICH IS VIOLENCE AGAINST BABIES! Established a new cyber security office. HIRED MORE GOVERNMENT WORKERS! Provided tax write off for buying hybrid cards. CARDS OR CARS? HYBRID CARS FEW PEOPLE WANT BUT AUTO WORKER‘S UNIONS WANT TO BUILD! Established credit card bill of rights to protect us from predators. AND STILL THE POOR ARE TARGETED FOR CREDIT CARDS THEY CANNOT AFFORD!

Passed Healthcare Reform; AGAINST THE WISHES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IN CLOSED MEETINGS CREATING MORE THAN 100 NEW GOVERNMENT AGENCIES! SO MUCH FOR OBAMA TRANSPARENCY! prevents denying coverage because of pre-existing conditions; THIS IS NOT “INSURANCE!” Allows children to stay on parents' coverage until age 26. LIKE RISSIA! AND THE NEXT TWO GENERATIONS PAY FOR IT! Significantly increased Pell Grants for students. AGAIN! WE’RE BROKE! WHERE’D THE MONEY COME FROM? STUDENT LOANS ARE NOW CLOSE TO $1 TRILLION AND AS OF THIS WEEK SURPASSED NATIONAL CARD DEBT, GUARANTEED BY THE NEXT TWO GENERATIONS! Increased Hope Credit for schools to $2,500. SCHOOLS WHO ARE NOW HOPELESSLY UNDER-PREFORMING! AND THE MONEY CAME FROM WHERE? Stopped Banks from foreclosing willy-nilly on home mortgages. STOPPING BANKS FROM TRYING TO RECOVER RESOURCES FOR THEIR SHAREHOLDERS! FASCISM AT IT’S BEST! Ended 'stop-loss' that overworked our soldiers. BUT OPPOSED THE SURGE THAT PUT ENOUGH TROOPS ON THE GROUND TO ACTUALLY DO THE JOB! Removed restrictions on embryonic stem0cell research, giving hope to Parkinson's Disease and spinal cord injury patients. NO ESR RESEARCH HAS EVER BEEN SUCCESSFUL! BUUUUUT IT DOES PROFIT FROM KILLING BABIES! Helped reverse a downward spiral of stock market. BY PROPPING UP BANKS WITH OUR GRAND CHILDREN’S MONEY, MANY OF THEM WERE FORCED TO ACCEPT! Made more loans available to small businesses. AND MORE LOANS TO PEOPLE UNABLE TO PAY THEM BACK! AND THE MONEY CAME FROM WHERE?

Secured expenses for "fallen soldiers" families to travel to Dover AFB. made more loans available to small businesses. REPEATED FROM THE LAST PARAGRAPH! Increased federal support to non-defense scientific research. BUT MADE IT NECESSARY FOR US TO RELY ON RUSSIA TO SERVICE OUR SATELLITES! AND THE MONEY CAME FROM WHERE? Expanded hate crime law to include sexual orientation. UNNECESSARY SINCE STATE LAWS ALREADY HAD THIS COVERED! BUT IT DID BUY SOME VOTES! Restarted & made progress in nuclear non-proliferation talks. WHILE WEAKENING THIS NATION IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD! Made torture illegal and closed secret, illegal "detention" facilities. THOSE FACILITIES HAVE PRODUCED VALUABLE INTELLIGENCE THAT HAS SAVED AMERICAN LIVES! Gained access to Swiss banks of tax evaders & criminals. WHILE DEMOCRAT PARTY MEMBERS NUMBER AMONG THOSE TAX EVADERS & THE OBAMA JUSTICE DEPARTMENT REFUSES TO PROSECUTE CRIMINALS LIKE THE NEW BLACK PANTHER PARTY FOR VOTER INTIMIDATION.

Stopped tax breaks for exporting jobs. WHILE PROLIFERATING AN ANTI-BUSINESS ENVIRONMENT PROMOTED BY THE LAST SEVERAL ADMINISTRATIONS THAT DRIVES JOBS AND BUSINESS OFFSHORE! Cracked down on companies denying sick pay, vacations, etc. INTERFERING IN THE PRIVATE BUSINESS OF COMPANIES TRYING TO STAY AFLOAT IN A TERRIBLE ECONOMY! Ordered SEALS (TO) free U.S. Navy captain help (HELD?) by Somali pirates; WHILE IMPORTING THOUSANDS OF SOMALIS WHO ARE NOW ROAMING IN GANGS KILLING AND STEALING IN THEIR HOST AMERICAN CITIES! increased U.S. Navy patrols off Somali coast. Secured SCHIP covers (CHIP COVERAGE?) 4 million more children. AND CHARGING IT OFF TO THE NEXT TWO GENERATIONS! Obtained new funding for science and research labs. WHERE FROM? WHERE’D THE MONEY COME FROM? WE’RE FREAKIN’ BROKE! WHERE’D THE MONEY COME FROM? Ended practice of having White House aides rewrite scientific papers, rules, regs and reports. BUT STILL PROMOTES THE MAN-CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING HOAX! closed some offshore tax safe havens. WHILE DRIVING BUSINESS TO OTHER HAVENS! Increased funding by 10% to national parks. AND WHERE’D THE MONEY COME FROM? Answer me! Idiot!

Pronounces "nuclear" correctly LOL! BUT IS UNABLE TO PRONOUNCE “CORPS” CORRECTLY! Lol! Lol! Lol!"

This moron strives very hard to remain as clueless as possible! Kind of like the moron who blindly supports anything labeled establishment republican!

Since the creation of the federal program that forced banks to give loans to people who couldn't pay them by Jimmy Carter both parties have been in power in the White House and both houses of congress! So both parties can take full responsibility for the housing crash and the financial chaos that followed!

A storm is coming!