49th Armored Division

49th Armored Division
Just a cranky old 49er!

No! The end IS in sight!

No! The end IS in sight!
"And in those days there will be signs in the heavens!"

Who wrote the National Anthem?

"The only thing necessary for evil to prosper is for good men to do nothing!" I shall not be silenced! I shall demand truth! "Any thought left unchallenged is established as fact!" The thought that this is a "Muslim nation" is a lie! I shall challenge any insane individual that makes this claim! Nor were the founders of this nation and the framers of the Constitution deists!
My Lord and Savior, Jesus the Christ, was and is the living Son of the living Jehovah God! Allah is not "just another name for the Jehovah God Jews and Christians worship!" Allah is a god fabricated by the Prophet Mohammed and is celebrated in the Qu'ran as a "great deceiver!"

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The repo men are coming!

Conversation overheard on an aircraft carrier recently;

"Bridge, this is radar! We have two vessels at 20,000 yards ahead. One slightly to port and one slightly to starbard! Dead in the water!

Com, open up a channel and discern their intentions!

Bridge, this is com, been monitoring for a while and there seems to be an argument between the two! One language is Arabic and the other is Mandarin. I have interpreters working on it.

CAG, this is the bridge, scramble two F-22s and buzz the boggys.

Flight deck this is CAG, ready and launch two F-22s.

CAG, this is flight deck, ready to launch!

Flight deck, launch!

Minutes later; CAG this is whiskey Runner, we have what looks like a Saudi flagged tanker and a Chinese junk facing each other!

COM, this is bridge, what are they talking about?

Uh...er...bridge, this is COM, uh...uh...

COM, speak up!

Bridge the Chinese and the Arabs are in a dispute as to which one will reposses this ship, sir!

CAG, launch two harpoon missles! Sink 'em quick!

Whiskey Runner, this is CAG, you have a launch order for two harpoons!

CAG, roger that, done! Uh...sir? Isn't that the third bunch of repo men this week?

Whiskey Runner, yup! And sooner or later they're gonna find out they own the harpoons too!"

Chuckle! The nomenclature may be a little off but sooner or later we're gonna face the people we've borrowed from!

We're paying over $500 billion per month in interest alone on the national debt!

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